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dovaking27:


Michael Jackson tells Bubbles the chimp in sign language to sit the fuck down and stop stealing sips of his tea. 

That’s the most gangsta thing I’ve ever seen.

dovaking27:

Michael Jackson tells Bubbles the chimp in sign language to sit the fuck down and stop stealing sips of his tea. 

That’s the most gangsta thing I’ve ever seen.

(via flawed-brilliance)

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"the reason women are turning you down for casual sex seems to be that, for one thing, a lot of you are calling them sluts afterward. also, a lot of you aren’t bothering to try to be good in bed."
Terri Conley, professor of psychology and women’s studies at the University of Michigan (link)

(via fuckmylife-666)

— 4 hours ago with 79623 notes

casualcissexism:

ok but now draw the other eye

(Source: gaksdesigns, via rosy-cigars)

— 8 hours ago with 416472 notes

sleepy-running:

I came out to attack people and I’m honestly having such a good time right now

(Source: sleep-ran, via g-iggle)

— 12 hours ago with 269883 notes

bitter-ghost:

come lay down next to me and i’ll tell you about all the dogs i saw today 

(via honeyimholme)

— 1 day ago with 384002 notes

trxylermyqueen:

Guys will never understand the joy of having your period a week before you travel.

(via g-iggle)

— 1 day ago with 110924 notes

microsoftbob:

microsoftbob:

when boys hold u by yr waist and make you feel tiny
when you kiss boys and you can feel their stubble
freckles on boy
body hair on boy
spooning with boys
when boys get hard while spooning and you can feel it and its really cute
boys in the abstract
boy

1 year later and I’m a lesbian

(via jensenassbutts)

— 1 day ago with 121555 notes

officialunitedstates:

accioconfusion:

officialunitedstates:

I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms.  what does cnn stand for?  literally no one knows the answer

cable news network

could be.  literally no one knows

(via jensenassbutts)

— 2 days ago with 127265 notes
mommamarine:

stunningpicture:

A intact pool between the dirty water of a flood in Germany.

This looks like a halfway done sims house

mommamarine:

stunningpicture:

A intact pool between the dirty water of a flood in Germany.

This looks like a halfway done sims house

(via jensenassbutts)

— 2 days ago with 225019 notes
royaldayout:

This is not how His Royal Highness is used to being fawned over

royaldayout:

This is not how His Royal Highness is used to being fawned over

— 2 days ago with 56 notes