Michael Jackson tells Bubbles the chimp in sign language to sit the fuck down and stop stealing sips of his tea.
That’s the most gangsta thing I’ve ever seen.
"the reason women are turning you down for casual sex seems to be that, for one thing, a lot of you are calling them sluts afterward. also, a lot of you aren’t bothering to try to be good in bed."
Terri Conley, professor of psychology and women’s studies at the University of Michigan (link
Guys will never understand the joy of having your period a week before you travel.
when boys hold u by yr waist and make you feel tiny
when you kiss boys and you can feel their stubble
freckles on boy
body hair on boy
spooning with boys
when boys get hard while spooning and you can feel it and its really cute
boys in the abstract
1 year later and I’m a lesbian
This is not how His Royal Highness is used to being fawned over