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brokje:

divinedorothy:

do you ever think about how fucked you’d be in medieval times with your weak eyesight, asthma and homosexual tendencies

(via all-blaque-everything)

— 4 hours ago with 196562 notes

angels-and-alcohol:

goddess-river:

what guys say PMS does:

  • turns women into emotional bitches

what PMS actually does:

  • increases breast size from retaining water
  • increases sex drive
  • lowers a woman’s tolerance for sexism

also it ups our testosterone levels which makes their complaints incredibly ironic

(via adamssoul)

— 8 hours ago with 135424 notes
SPREAD THIS LIKE FUCKING WILDFIRE

knight-of-dick:

pussylipgloss:

bestpal:

fileformat:

my pussy wet as hell

SIGNAL BOOST THE SHIT OUT OF THIS

this honestly wont make your blog look bad !

What the FUCK???? WHY ISN’T TUMBLR LOSING ITS SHIT ABOUT THIS????

(via fingolfinnish)

— 12 hours ago with 1222 notes

jessepnkman:

ladies, if a guy doesn’t eat pussy but still expects to get his dick sucked… laugh right in his face. laugh as you put your clothes back on. leave the room in the midst of your laughter. go home while laughing. keep laughing for the rest of your life. never stop laughing.

(Source: donniedarkos, via fuckmylife-666)

— 20 hours ago with 141533 notes
dynastylnoire:

al-mujahida:

safahassan99:

Fell in love when I saw this 👌👌 #muslim #islam #hijab #proud #covered #quote #beautiful

Yaaaas

preach!!!!

dynastylnoire:

al-mujahida:

safahassan99:

Fell in love when I saw this 👌👌 #muslim #islam #hijab #proud #covered #quote #beautiful

Yaaaas

preach!!!!

(Source: dream-big-weirdo, via fuckmylife-666)

— 1 day ago with 10270 notes

rhydonmyhardon:

you are my laptop

my only laptop

you make me happy

when the skies are grey

you’ll never know dear

how much i love you

so please dont take

the charger 

away

(Source: rhydonmyhardon, via contort)

— 1 day ago with 462135 notes

bestsnogever:

bestsnogever:

i love how skirts and dresses allow easy access

to the toilet am i right ladies

(via teenytigress)

— 2 days ago with 65484 notes
beyondtheoath:

Sometimes CAH hits too close to home.

beyondtheoath:

Sometimes CAH hits too close to home.

(via the-prince-of-vaudeville)

— 2 days ago with 96947 notes